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Final Part Jackie and Ren enter the castle, where they see Hacker attempting to kill Celestia Hacker: I’m going to have more fun getting rid of you than when I got rid of Sir Lionel! Jackie: *angry, climbs a nearby ladder* Ren: Jackie! No! Celestia: I may not survive, but you’ll never destroy the ideals of Canterlot! Hacker: Well, I have to start somewhere. *swings Excalibur at Celestia* Say hello to Canterlot’s new king! *grabs Celestia by the neck* Celestia: *weak* You’re…no king! Hacker: You’re right. Perhaps…I’m more of a GOD! *tosses Celestia to the ground* Jackie: *standing on a wooden board tied to a rope* Hey! Hacker! Hacker: *sees her* YOU! Jackie: *grabs the rope* I will not serve a false ruler! *swings herself down and knocks Hacker off the table* Jackie and Hacker crash through the castle windows and into the stone garden, where Excalibur was found Jackie: *gets up* *gasps as she sees Hacker getting up as well* *sees Excalibur’s stone covered with

Part 17 Celestia: *descending the staircase* Mackie? Hacker: *sitting at the Round Table* Surprise! Celestia: Hacker! Hacker: That’s KING Hacker to you! Celestia: *uses her magic to weakly lift a spear* Hacker: *laughs* Oh, please! A spear? How stone age! A true ruler would hold a more noble weapon. A weapon like…*removes his cloak, revealing Excalibur attached to his arm* Excalibur! Back outside with Ren and Jackie Ren: Where’s Hacker? Jackie: He’s got the princess trapped inside! Ren: *sees the main entrance to the castle* Wait! I think I know a way! Through the stable! Squatt: *climbs up the ledge and roars* Jackie: *shrieks* Buttercream: *flies around Squatt and fires laser beams at him* Squatt: *chases Buttercream* The henchmen corner Jackie and Ren Jackie: Give me your hand! *takes Ren’s hand* JUMP! Jackie and Ren jump into a cart of hay being pulled by a horse; the horse starts running in terror Ren: *holds the reins* Yah! Yah! Jackie:

Part 16 Storm clouds start to form over Canterlot Hacker’s army draws closer to the castle Knight: Wagon approaching! Hacker: *hiding under a cloak, to Mackie* Not a word. We don’t want anyone to lose a head, now do we? Mackie: *turns to see a henchman holding a gagged Jackie at knifepoint* Henchman: *evil chuckle* Mackie: *gasps* Knight: It’s Mackie, daughter of Lionel! Lower the bridge at once! The bridge is lowered and the wagons enter the castle courtyard; Hacker follows on his horse Celestia is resting in her bedroom Knight: Pardon me, Your Highness. The young girl, Mackie, has paid us a surprise visit. Celestia: *stands* Tell her I’ll receive her at the Round Table. The oxen carry the wagon through the courtyard; a mother, child, and dog are seen playing together Hacker: *holding his horse* Steady…steady… The wagon runs over a rock; Jackie kicks over the henchman, he falls through the wagon and his head scrapes against the ground Jackie: *dodges

Part 15 Jackie is still saddened by Ren’s departure White: Forget about him. You’re better off alone. He walks funny! He even looks funny! People throw darts at him! Black: How can you be so cold-blooded? White: I’m a reptile. *sticks out his tongue* Black: Ew…listen, you jurassic twit! Jackie deserves someone who will love her. Someone…*squeezes White’s head* who will hold her in his arms. Who…runs fingers through her hair. *plucks a hair from White’s head* Look deeply in her eyes and make her feel like a real woman. *kisses White on the lips* White: *disgusted* Black: *turns green* Both: *spit and sputter* White: I got your tongue on my gums! Blech! Jackie: *walking by herself, looks at the sword* …I’m going back for Ren! Kaput: Not so fast, little miss Chivalrous! Jackie is tied up by the chains of Kaput and Zosky’s arms Hacker: I’ll take that! *swipes Excalibur* Ahh…Excalibur! Mine forever! You know, you’ve been quite annoying for a girl. Black and

Part 14 Black and White run out of the cave and nearly fall off the edge of a cliff Black: There’s no way out! Jackie: *behind them* There’s one way out! You’ll have to fly! Black: We can’t fly! *to the audience* We explained that before our song. Jackie, Ren, and Buttercream run into Black and White, knocking all of them over the cliff White: Houston, we have a PROOOOBLEEEEMM! Jackie and Ren slide down the cliff on Black and White’s belly; Buttercream flies above them Hacker, Kaput, Zosky, and other henchmen come out of the cave; the henchmen nearly fall over the edge Hacker: After you! *kicks them* Buttercream: *worried, baby babble* Squatt: *snarls* *charges at Buttercream* Buttercream: *flies around Hacker* Hacker: *tries and fails to hit her with his sword* Squatt collides with the cliff, causing it to crumble and Hacker to fall Black: Ladies and gentlemen, please restore your seats to the upright position! White: Assume the crash position and

Part 13 Jackie and the gang are following the trail of paw prints into a landscape covered with fog Jackie: Uh-oh. Ren: What’s wrong? Jackie: We’ve lost the tracks. They hear a purring-like sound Jackie: *to Black and White* Tell me that was your stomach. Ren: *shakes head* Just the ogre. Black: *terrified* Ogre?! White: Well, see ya! Good luck! Have a nice life! Whatever’s left of it. Jackie: What’s so scary about ogres? A dragon skeleton lands on top of Jackie and Ren, startling Black and White Black: Their appetite… White: Oh no…I think it’s Uncle Yorick. *wipes tears from his eyes* Black: *holding a skull* Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him well. Buttercream: Goo! Goo! A shadow appears over Jackie and Ren Ren: *gasps* Look out! Jackie and Ren jump out of the way of a blue, mossy foot Jackie: *looks up, gasps* The creature meows as it walks back to its den; moss falls off of its tail and nearly hits Jackie Jackie: *sees something* It’s the

Part 12 The next morning, the heroes continue their journey Buttercream: *flying* *baby talk* Ren: Buttercream’s spotted Excalibur! It’s gotta be close! C’mon, let’s go! Jackie takes Ren’s hand and they run into a cavern made of tree branches Buttercream finds a belt hanging from a vine and brings it to Jackie Jackie: Look! This must be from Excalibur. But where’s the sword? Ren: Someone must have taken it. *walking through a giant paw print* Or something…*bends down to feel the dirt* Jackie: Great. Now I’ll never find Excalibur in time! Ren: Hm…maybe if we follow these tracks- Jackie: This is all your fault! Ren: My fault? Jackie: Yes! If we hadn’t stopped- Ren: Shut up! Jackie: Oh here we go again! No, I won’t shut up! We should have kept going! Ren: Shh! Jackie: Don’t you shush me! I have to save my sister! Ren: Would you just be quiet? I need to hear! *is struck by an arrow, falls to the ground* Jackie: Ren! Hacker and the henchmen run toward

Part 11 Hacker and his minions are dining on the dragon Hacker killed Delete: *humming “On my Father’s Wings* *delivers a slab of meat to Hacker* Here ya go, Boss! Dragon a la king! Hacker: *takes the meat and eats it* Delete: Gosh, you can make food out of anything, huh? But, uh, not cute little bunnies, right Boss? Hacker: I can’t believe I’m reduced to chasing a little girl, a blind dog, and a baby. Find them all and report back to me! *tosses remaining meat to Squatt* Squatt: *chewing* Hacker: *grabs Squatt’s ear* Didn’t you hear me? Squatt: Hey man, my mouth was full! Hacker: Typical! Of all the evil creatures in the world, I had to find one with table manners. Squatt: *runs off* Hacker: And no mistakes or I’ll make space on the spit for you! Kaput, Zosky, and Henchmen: *chuckle* Hacker: Hey, duncebucket! Delete: *drops the plate he was holding* Gah! Y-Yeah, Boss? Hacker: Rendezvous with the wagons and tell them to press on! Delete: Okay! Got

Part 10 Jackie, Ren, and Buttercream slide down to a cave Black and White land on a sharp rock Black & White: *yelps of pain* Jackie lands in the cave and Buttercream flies above her Jackie: *slowly gets up, only to be hit by Ren as he comes down* Are you sure we’re safe down here? White: *trying to remove the rock from his and Black’s rear* It’s a lot safer down here than it is up there. Black: We know all the best escape routes. White: *removes the rock and tosses it, hitting Ren* We’ve been dodging those bullies since we were 200 years old. Black: *sighs* Were we ever that young? White: Of course we were, you moron! Black: I’m not a moron! White: Yes you are! Black: Takes one to know one! Ren: With all that bickering, I’m surprised you two haven’t fried each other. Black: Fry? We can’t even simmer! *coughs up a smoke cloud* White: Yeah, you see, unlike most dragons, he can’t breathe fire or fly! Heh. Sad, really. Black: Oh, excusez moi, Mr.